Spoken like a true Pomeranian!

"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house." … [Read more...]

Funny Life Quote!

"When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife." … [Read more...]

Back to School Dog

"My dog is smarter than your honor student." … [Read more...]

Even the dog needs a vacation!

"Have fun here while I am on vacation." … [Read more...]

Just quacks me up!

"Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion." … [Read more...]

Relationship Problems….bow wow!

"My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside." … [Read more...]

Aww…mom knows best!

"A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary." … [Read more...]

Exercise Humor for the Day…from your dog.

"My hardest workout is trying not to look bored while you tell me about your workout." … [Read more...]

Uh Oh! Puppy quote

"Maybe the point of your life is to show others what not to do." … [Read more...]

Funny Dog Quote

If my dog could talk.... "I can't wait to spend Monday doing nothing on a beach instead of doing  nothing at work."                       … [Read more...]